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[Mar. 22nd, 2005|04:51 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!

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OK, normally I love Ann Coulter and everything she says is Right On. Actually, I don't just think that, I want to rip her panties off and fuck her in the ass everytime I think about her...but, she made me pretty damn mad with this:
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/ac20050317.shtml

What in the HELL? Is she trying to steal Brother Brian's THUNDER? I think maybe Brian forced her to perform oral on him or something like that because this kind of vindictiveness can only come from a discarded lover.
I mean, she's basically saying that the only reason Brian got free was because the officer was small. Not True. There could have been an army of 200 Jean-Claude Van Dams and Brian's ferocious hilarity in Times Of Action would have stomped every last one of them.
I mean, she always acts like she's a True Christian, but here she's basically saying that the only reason that God's Will is going on as planned is because one police officer happened to be short. Yeah Right. G.M.A.B.

Anyway, I'd still fuck her if she'd let me, but damn, that takes a lot of ignorance to write something so thoughtless and blatantly Un-American as the filth she wrote about the Blessed One.

Frank.
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From: haywards
2005-03-23 05:22 pm (UTC)
What is is with you freaks and Jean Claude Van Damme? I agree with you though. What stupid whores like Ann Coulter don't realize is how great of a character Brian Nichols is. If you're a cop, you see him, and you're like, 'Woah, better be on point with this guy.' But then he lulls you into a false sense of security with his charisma and Hardy Boyish good looks. Just when you slip into your comfort zone-BAM. He'll hit you with the comedic equivilant of a ton of bricks...and I promise that you're gonna be the butt of the joke. Either way, he'll still be doing you a favor-that's what a great guy he is-when he kills you he also immortalizes you as you become part of one of the funniest jokes in the world! I think you're right about Ann Coulter being a jilted lover. All them females are the same when it comes to guys like Brian. Like that crazy bitch who shot Roy Hobbs in The Natural. I think that could be a good nickname: Brian "The Natural" Nichols.

Fence.
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