||[Apr. 4th, 2005|10:04 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!
God Almighty! I'll tell you what, there's gonna be hell to pay if Brian Nichols doesn't get a bid for Pope. I'm no biblical, but if it isn't an Act of God the Bri-Bri didn't come into our hearts and the Pope die in the same month, then I don't know what is. I'll admit, the Catholics are a little quirky with their blood drinkin' and little kid fondlin' but they're about the closest things to the lamb of God that I've ever heard of. Well, I'll just get this point across and head along, but Brian Nichols had better be made Pope, and for a name, I think Pope Charlemagne the 3rd would be appropriate. If Brian doesn't at least get a bid for Pope, they'res gonna be riots, and Satan will have his chance. That is the last thing we want, so I think we need to up the advertising costs and get everybody behind us on this one. Terry Schiavo was NOT the real antichrist. Satan always sends a false antichrist before he sends the real one. God knows that, I know that, and Brian Nichols knows that. Let's nip this one in the bud before Brian Nichols goes to jail and we're all screwed!|