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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2005|11:57 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!
lol it
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2005|12:29 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!
Yay! The pope died. OK I mean, SAD, but still he had to go sometime, and now we have a chance of getting Brian out of jail. LOL! I was listening to the radio last night and that song "Get out of my dreams and into my car," and first it reminded me of the Carrs and made me :D, and then I thought of a great theme song. "Get out of that cell, and into that hat (the pointy one the pope wears at the Vatican)!" Hehe. I don't know. I do know that with all the support and respect Brian has gained over the past few weeks, I think he'll have an easy time talking his way out of jail again. He's such a player you know he can talk his way out of anything. See ya!

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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2005|12:14 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!

I agree with that blubbering simpleton. Now is the time to act if we want to make a difference. I knew something like this would happen. The stupid americans are sent the Messiah in Brian Nichols, and they imprison him. Then they wrongly murder Terry Schiavo thinking she's the anti-christ. Only moronic, impressionable americans would be so bold as to assume that the Schiavo girl was the REAL anti-christ. If they had listened to their beloved Pope John Paul, they'd have known the truth. That Satan ALWAYS sends a faux-anti-christ before sending the real one. The feeble american-minded americans and their fearless leader, the american media, are behaving like a flock of one-eyed menstruating pussy cats-each with a leg off. Here's the newly written history of the fall of the american republic:

1st. [The americans] assume that Brian Nichols (who is in fact the Messiah) is the faux-anti-christ, and they have him detained for observation.

2nd. Then [the americans] jump the gun, thinking that Terry Schiavo (who is in fact the REAL faux-anti-christ) is the actual real anti-christ, and give her an execution worthy of a demon....A demon perhaps, but not a tomato.

3rd. Lastly, the Pope dies, and instead of rallying around Brian Nichols and laying down their own lives to free our savior, they turn on their precious 24 and The O.C., and in favor of their PSP's and internet kiddie porn, they forget all about giving a damn to stop the demise of the world.

The coup de grace will almost certainly be the fate of Brian Nichols. The americans think they've done away with the anti-christ, when they accomplished nothing but a routine 1930's style veggycide. The real anti-christ is on the way, and, if left behind bars, Brian Nichols will be helpless to protect us.

For me, I've built my own guillotine, so I can die an honorable death and laugh at all the laughable americans for approx. 3-5 seconds after my head leaves my neck, and then I'll be in paradise-seated on the right hand of Jesus, somewhere between Richard Nixon (the greatest american president of them all) and mon grand-pere, Peé-Peé.

Until then,

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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2005|10:04 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!
God Almighty! I'll tell you what, there's gonna be hell to pay if Brian Nichols doesn't get a bid for Pope. I'm no biblical, but if it isn't an Act of God the Bri-Bri didn't come into our hearts and the Pope die in the same month, then I don't know what is. I'll admit, the Catholics are a little quirky with their blood drinkin' and little kid fondlin' but they're about the closest things to the lamb of God that I've ever heard of. Well, I'll just get this point across and head along, but Brian Nichols had better be made Pope, and for a name, I think Pope Charlemagne the 3rd would be appropriate. If Brian doesn't at least get a bid for Pope, they'res gonna be riots, and Satan will have his chance. That is the last thing we want, so I think we need to up the advertising costs and get everybody behind us on this one. Terry Schiavo was NOT the real antichrist. Satan always sends a false antichrist before he sends the real one. God knows that, I know that, and Brian Nichols knows that. Let's nip this one in the bud before Brian Nichols goes to jail and we're all screwed!

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(no subject) [Mar. 23rd, 2005|11:57 am]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!
I'd like to take a minute to recognize another man of action. Jeff Weise is the personification of Real American Freedom. That's why I love America, you have the freedom to do whatever you feel like doing. Whether it's drinking beer, improvizational comedy (i.e. The Carrs, Nichols), or simply being treasonous, you are free to do that. That's why I wanted to make this LJ Community Shout Out (R) to the late Jeff Weise...a real Native American National Socicalist. Only in America! His comedy was a bit predictable, but hey, we all can't be the Carrs.

Pop Rocks.
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(no subject) [Mar. 22nd, 2005|04:51 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!


OK, normally I love Ann Coulter and everything she says is Right On. Actually, I don't just think that, I want to rip her panties off and fuck her in the ass everytime I think about her...but, she made me pretty damn mad with this:

What in the HELL? Is she trying to steal Brother Brian's THUNDER? I think maybe Brian forced her to perform oral on him or something like that because this kind of vindictiveness can only come from a discarded lover.
I mean, she's basically saying that the only reason Brian got free was because the officer was small. Not True. There could have been an army of 200 Jean-Claude Van Dams and Brian's ferocious hilarity in Times Of Action would have stomped every last one of them.
I mean, she always acts like she's a True Christian, but here she's basically saying that the only reason that God's Will is going on as planned is because one police officer happened to be short. Yeah Right. G.M.A.B.

Anyway, I'd still fuck her if she'd let me, but damn, that takes a lot of ignorance to write something so thoughtless and blatantly Un-American as the filth she wrote about the Blessed One.

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(no subject) [Mar. 22nd, 2005|02:24 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!

[mood |snooty]
[music |Gangster Rap]

There is no soundness in anything that you people are saying. Brian Nichols is NOTHING like John Brown.

John Brown was a religious fanatic, highly organized, and had to be brought to justice ultimately by forces under the command of the greatest general in history.

Brian Nichols is a religious icon, ingeniously funny, and brought himself to justice ultimately to force America into the greatest pickle in the history of God.

You people are crazy for claiming to like Brian Nichols for such trite reasons. Brian Nichols' appeal can not be put into words by anyone who speaks English. If anything, I think this community should only be written in Latin. My reasoning for this is obvious, Brian Nichols is Zeus re-born.

I fear for you Americans and your stupidity. If Brian Nichols had been French born, we'd have already executed Jacques Cherac, and made Brian Nichols çzar suprëme. His hilarious comedy is not anything but a side effect of his overall perfection. Having such a character appear in the toilet of the civilized world makes me fear for humanity. God's giving of Brian Nichols to the Americans is equal to the giving of pearls to the swine. I spit on America, but I kneel (when I'm not rolling on the floor laughing my french ass off) to Brian Nichols.

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(no subject) [Mar. 22nd, 2005|12:00 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!

Carrying on the Tradition...John Brown Style.


Sound like anybody we know?

Brian Nichols is a man of ACTION.

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(no subject) [Mar. 18th, 2005|11:16 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!
Hey guys.
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(no subject) [Mar. 18th, 2005|04:42 pm]
Free Brian Nichols! Pardon the Carrs!

Some of you people must be suffering from serious delirium.

To consider pardoning Brian Nichols and the Carrs based on their entertainment value alone is oxymoronic. How could you people even put a value on entertainment like that? It’s priceless!

I know a lot of haters are saying that the members of nichols_fans are “sick,” “messed up,” or “the same person,” but none of these are true. I for one am glad I found this community because it’s not afraid to touch on REAL issues. I’m sick of people harassing the members of this community for their beliefs, and I plan on having a word with the moderator about a few of these characters. The fact of the matter is that Brian Nichols is a god. Just as Jim Carey stole our hearts in Truman Show, Brian Nichols’ powerful message and subtle yet dry humor captivated America, and in just one wacky afternoon, he went from an unknown to a celebrity…a true road warrior, and if anyone wants to argue with that, then I’d be happy to prove them wrong. For years to come, little kids will be saying, “When I grow up, I wanna be Brian Nichols [or Jonathan Carr or Reginald Carr].” If he gets enough support, then there might even be Brian Nichols History Month; you never know. Keep posting you crazy diamonds, and don’t let the haters get you down!

Au revoir
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